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Are We Done Blowing Up Iran Yet?

Following the conflict so you don't have toβ„’

SATIRE
BREAKING
🚨 Current status: Someone Blinked β›½ Regular gas: $3.83/gal πŸš› Diesel: $4.66/gal 🎀 Times the war was declared "basically over": 52 πŸ“ Stage entered: July 2nd, 2026

πŸ• War Status Tracker

Inspired by Domino's. Significantly less satisfying.

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Strike Ordered First strike / conflict initiated
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Bombs in the Oven Active escalation underway
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Missiles Out for Delivery Full-scale combat operations
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Someone Blinked Negotiations / peace talks
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Peace Delivered (For Real This Time) End of conflict / ceasefire

Current stage since: July 2nd, 2026

🎀 "The War is Basically Over" Counter

Times a premature victory lap was taken

52 declarations

The concept of "over" has lost all meaning.

β›½ US National Average Fuel Prices

Last updated: June 29th, 2026

Regular Unleaded $3.83 per gallon
Diesel $4.66 per gallon

Source: manually updated. Check EIA.gov for official figures.

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